Saturday, September 6, 2008

From The Ground Up: Central Names

The five markets with the most votes, to be included in the Central Division of our fantasy hockey league are final. Almost 10,000 individual votes were cast in the poll.

In this post, I'm outlining those markets (alphabetically) along with the acceptable locators (listed below) for your team name nominations — which I'll begin accepting today by comment only.

  • CHICAGO, Illinois
    Illinois | Chicago | Joliet | Rockford

  • DETROIT, Michigan
    Michigan | Detroit | Troy | Dearborn

  • MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin
    Wisconsin | Milwaukee

  • MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota
    Minnesota | Minneapolis | St. Paul | Bloomington

  • ST. LOUIS, Missouri
    Missouri | St. Louis

DO NOT SUBMIT NAME NOMINATIONS VIA EMAIL. THEY WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED.

Submit your team name nominations by leaving a comment below. Email submissions will be discarded. I will accept nominations for one week at which point new comments on this post will be closed. All name submissions that fit within the following parameters will be included in the name selection process which will begin next weekend.

If you want your submission included, DO NOT:
• use the name of any current or past NHL or WHA team.
• use the name of any current AHL or ECHL team.
• use the name or close variation of any current or past professional sports team within the same market or geographical area.
• use the name of any team from Project: IHA.
• use any name that would be considered vulgar, obscene or in any way inappropriate. (Sorry, this is my call.)

If you decide to use a locator not already on the list above, be prepared to have it discarded. I'm not setting that in stone as a restriction, but I'm also not guaranteeing I'll include anything not on the list. Sorry for all the restrictions but sometimes you have to "guide" originality.

Late addition: I'll also probably be weaning out some of the more ridiculous and absurd names. I don't mind fun ones, but I think you guys know what I mean.

It was suggested that when submitting names you also submit a short reasoning for that name. I won't require that but I will recommend it since it might help your submission get votes later on if folks know where you got your idea.

Don't forget to make your submissions for the Pacific Division. You have until September 13.

Start submitting!

154 comments:

  1. although i agree with the restrictions, i think that one exception should be considered in this decision. Detroit Generals. I know its the same as the IHA's Hamilton Generals, but thats a reference to military, whereas this could be contributed to detroits HUGE automaker history.

    but if not...

    Spirit of St Louis (refernce to the famous flight, also name should be in this form instaed of St Louis Spirit)

    Minnesota Walleyes (state fish and reference to the lakes, but i dont want to do minnesota lakers, as there was an nba team named that i believe)

    Wisconsin Cheezeheads (id like to see those logos)

    Detroit Generals (refernce to automaker history)

    Chicago Towers (reference to many skyscrapers, especially sears tower. I love logos with skylines so im a little biased here)

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  2. I totally second Spirit of St. Louis.

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  3. Yeah, before this gets out of hand... The St. Louis Spirit was part of the IHA Project. It will not be part of this league. Generals will not be permitted either. There are no exceptions to the restrictions. Be creative!

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  4. Minnesota Mere- a mere is an expanse of standing water, in other words a lake, just a fancier word

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  5. Chicago Wind

    Detriot Demons

    Milwuakee Bulls

    Minnesota Lakes

    St. Louis Savage

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  6. Chicago Inferno(the great chicago fire)
    Detroit (something to do with the auto industry)
    Millwaukee(have no idea)
    Minnesota Saints(WHA team)
    St Louis Explorers?

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  7. Walleye can't be used, its a ECHL Team in Toledo.

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  8. Chicago Cyclones - Windy City, cyclone, etc.
    Detroit Cannons - Detroit was nicknamed the Arsenal of Democracy
    Milwaukee - not sure, but perhaps something Germanic
    Minneapolis - not sure
    St. Louis Voyageurs - St. Louis was part of New France, and voyageurs traded fur all over the place

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  9. St. Louis Portal

    Minnesota Gemini

    Detroit Rockers

    Chicago Gale

    Wisconsin Cheese

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  10. Chicago Steel

    Detroit Protectors

    Milwaukee Infantry

    Minnesota Lumberjacks

    St. Louis Pioneers

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  11. Chicago Giants
    Detroit Demolition
    St. Louis-or-Missouri Royals
    Milwaukee-or-Wisconsin Warriors

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  12. Chicago Gangsters (Al Capone, etc.)

    Michigan Trolls (Mackinac Bridge)

    Milwaukee Blitz (blitzkrieg - German, shorten and Americanize the word)

    St. Paul Gemini (Twin Cities)

    St. Louis 19-4's (This one sucks. I couldn't think of anything else. Celebrating the Olympics and world's fair of 1904)

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  13. Chicago Obamas

    Detroit Turbines

    Wisconsin Bulls

    Minnesota Rush

    St. Louis Brewers

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  14. -Detroit Bears: "lions and tigers and bears" well football has the lions, baseball has the tigers, lets make the other major pro team the bears.

    -Chicago Whirlwind: windy city.

    -Milwaukee Divers: after the state bird being the common loon (also known as great northern diver) and all of the lakes there.

    -St. Louis Expeditions: after the louis and clark expedition beginning there.

    -Minneapolis Muskie: state fish and its got a great flow to the name.

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  15. Milwaukee Keggers
    Milwaukee Eis (German word for Eis)

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  16. If I could I would make it the Windy City Whirlwind not Chicago. Please don't make minneapolis the Gemini, lets save that for the city of brotherly love, philadelphia. It just fits better with the story.

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  17. St. Louis Arch Rivals
    Minnesota Rink Rats
    Milwaukee Ironhides
    Chicago Quadrostars
    Michigan Guardians

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  18. St. Louis Voyageurs- Voyageurs (French for explorers) set out from St. Louis, and it was the Midwest's fur trading center for a while.
    Minnesota Loons- The state bird of Minnesota has nice symbolism.
    Chicago Towers- Chicago's towering skyline could make for a great logo and an even better nickname.
    Milwaukee Creamers- One of the city's nicknames is The Cream City, and of course Wisconsin's dairy industry is the nation's largest.
    Michigan Mastodons- Mastodons are the state fossil of Michigan, and "Michigan Mastodons" has a nice ring to it.

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  19. Actually eis is also the German word for ice cream so I don't think its a good fit, however Blitz is a great name for it because it means lightning in German (Blitzkrieg being lightning war).

    Milwaukee Blitzkrieger(s) (maybe adding an s onto the end to americanize it into a plural)meaning lightning warriors would be the best fit IMO for a Germanic name being that I speak the language.

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  20. the best I came up with were
    Chicago Mobsters,
    Illinois Stovepipes (in reference to Lincoln)
    Oh, and the windy city refers to the politicians, not the wind.

    Detroit Drive or
    Detroit Rust

    And detroit Generals? Really? I get that you're going for a GM reference, but Ford and Chrysler would be pissed as hell.

    And I like Minnesota loons.

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  21. Detriot Champs...because their jus too damn good in hockey!! And in other sports!

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  22. i've been thinking about this all week, and, as a st. louisan, i think the best name for a st. louis team would be the St. Louis Brewers due to Anheiser-Busch being located in st. louis. something germanic would also be appropriate due to the cities huge german influence

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  23. Chicago Chill ("CHIcago ILLinois", also a reference to "windchill," since Chicago is the Windy City)

    Detroit Engine (the Motor City, and engines are motors)

    Milwaukee Machine (power tool companies, plus blue-collar history)

    Minnesota Voyageurs (after Louis Hennepin, for which Minneapolis' Hennepin County is named)

    St. Louis Archers (City's centerpiece. 'Nuff said.)

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  24. walttears youre thinking of Milwaukee

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  25. Milwaukee Ice Wolves - sounds cool I guess

    and I really like the Minnesota Mere

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  26. Milwaukee Mannschaft (german word for team, sounds funny)
    Milwaukee Schlägers (Schlaegers, hitters or sticks auf Deutsch)

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  27. wow i totally forgot about the iha with the spirit thing, and i even pointed it out with detroit.

    i feel like an idiot now

    i was gonna post minnesota moose also, but thats an ahl team. this is harder than i thought

    love st louis archers though

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  28. How about the St. Louis Pilots?

    Not only the whole Spirit of St. Louis/Charles Lindbergh angle, but you also have a lot of barge traffic on the Mississippi. (The dude who steers the barges is called a Pilot.)

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  29. Chicago Checkers
    Detroit Autos
    Wisconsin Cheese-Heads
    St. Paul Lumberjacks
    St. Louis Archers

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  30. i just checked the echl, and it says walleye wont be used until 2000-10. Just wondering if thats restricted, and if so, i completely understand. just clarifying

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  31. Wisconsin Iron Brigade (after a famous civil war regiment from there)

    Bloomington Blizzard (it is the team name the minnesota wild should have had, and there is a rich hockey tradition in bloomington)

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  32. Chicago Mission (Blues Brothers!)
    alternately, the Joliet Jailtime...;)

    the Troy Horses (I can't believe no one thought of this yet!)

    Missouri (Mizzou) Mules
    Missouri Independents (flatter a city that's not KC or St.L)

    Dearborn Generators (Henry Ford)

    Milwaukee Herd (okay, so the cows are generally outside Milwaukee, but I think it sounds better than Wisconsin Herd)

    Minnesota/Bloomington Woebegons (props to anyone who gets this, but in the Bloomington context I consider it restitution for the North Stars.)

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  33. Rockford Rinkrats (terrible I know)
    Detroit Runners (in refernce to the rum runners of the prohibition era)
    Milwaukee (no idea)
    Minnesota Woodsmen
    St. Lou(is) Mizzou

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  34. Minnesota Skeeters (as in mosquito), there was alot of underground talk of naming the wild this when we were awarded the franchise. Also it works because of the amount of mosquito's in minnesota.

    also the names 'loons' can't be used because it was a minor league baseball team in the 90's as well as 'muskees' which was the name of our arena football team for 1 season.

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  35. Minneapolis Lakers (Land of 1000 lakes, also the name of a former NBA team, I belive...)

    Milwaukee Freeze (It's cold up there in Wisconsin?)

    I saw some great ideas above, I liked the Detroit Drive and Chicago Cyclones.

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  36. Chicago Outfit
    Detroit Mustangs
    Milwaukee Choppers
    Minnesota Redtails
    St. Louis Arsenal

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  37. Wisconsin Cranes -- (double reference to the bird and the equipment they make in Manitowoc)

    That's all I got. I'm liking the above ideas!

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  38. I agree with:

    St Louis Voyageurs

    Milwaukee Herd

    Chicago Whirlwind

    And suggest:

    Minneapolis Vikings, Minnesota has a rich scandinavian history.

    Chicago Breeze, again the windy city thing.

    Detroit Forts, The city was founded as a French fort.
    Any old-time military name would also do. Someone suggested Cannons and Generals.
    I like Detroit Muskets.
    Detroit Siege is another possibily.

    St Louis Crusaders, The city was named after King Louis IX of France. He was a major contributer to the 7th and 8th Crusades.

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  39. Bill - Detroit 'River Runners' would work much better - I wish that Border Cities was an appropriate market name - since the Rum runners were running the booze from Windsor to Detroit

    So I am going to formally submit

    'Detroit River Runners' into the running (no pun intended)

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  40. Chicago Outfit - The name of Al Capone's gang.

    Detroit Model Ts - In honour of Henry Ford.

    Milwaukee Malts - Beer = Good.

    Minnesota 10,000 - The land of 10,000 lakes.

    St. Louis Gatekeepers - Inspired by the Gateway Arch that dominates the skyscape.

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  41. ATTN: CHRIS

    If there are two similar names that may split the votes (ie Bill's Detroit Runners and my Detroit River Runners) will you select one, or throw both into contention. I think it would be nice - since they would split a vote later on.

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  42. St. Louis Gatekeepers
    St. Paul Shovels
    Milwaukee Beermen
    Chicago Mafia
    Detroit Assemblers

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  43. So I take it you won't be accepting the 'Detroit Crooked Kwames'?

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  44. Detroit Iron (For the Iron Brigade during the Civil War)

    Chicago Slicers (For the pizza of course)

    Wisconsin Red (For the Wisconsin River)

    Minnesota Rock (For Minnesota having some of the oldest rock in the world)

    Missouri Eights (For Missouri bordering 8 states)

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  45. no im not. the AB headquarters and main brewery is in st. louis, not milwaukee

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  46. Maybe Chicago Slice instead of Slicers...

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  47. Detroit Diesel
    HC Chicago
    Milwaukee Moose
    Minnesota Wolverines
    St. Louis Saints

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  48. Chicago Breeze
    Detroit Dynamo
    Milwaukee Frost
    St. Louis Sky Captains
    St. Paul Brooks

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  49. Chicago Storm
    Michigan Militia (For Fruvous Fans, mostly)
    Milwaukee Monsters
    St. Louis Gatekeepers
    Minneapolis Moose

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  50. most of the names seem so echl
    how about
    St. Louis River Kings (Because of the Missouri River)
    Chicago Vikings (Large Swedish population in Chicago)
    Detroit Torjans (They could have their rink in TROY)
    Milwaukee Quakers
    Minnesota Maroons

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  51. Chicago Spires
    Detroit Automatics
    Milwaukee Sturgeon
    Minneapolis Iceburn
    St. Louis Rapids

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  52. Chicago Bats
    Detriot Diesel
    Milwaukee Foxes
    Minneapolis Dakota
    St. Louis Royals

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  53. St. Paul Warriors
    Michigan Shift
    Chicago Typhoon
    St. Louis Knights
    Milwaukee Rhinos

    minneapolis millipedes haha

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  54. Illinois Lions
    Troy Red Rovers
    Milwaukee Pint
    St Paul Saints
    Missouri Miles

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  55. Can someone please tell me why so many people are using names from the IHA?

    So far I've seen:

    Generals
    Spirit
    Saints (3 times)
    Royals (2 times)
    Bears
    Brigade
    Knights
    Dynamo

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  56. Chicago Red Clouds
    Detroit Motor Monsters
    Milwaukee Mashers
    St. Louis Smashers
    Minnesota Lake Snakes

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  57. Chicago Speed
    Detroit Motorheads
    Milwaukee Steins
    St Louis Spirit
    Minnesota Ramapge

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  58. Chicago - Falcons

    Detroit - Motorheads

    St.Louis - Saints

    Minnesota - Blue Waters

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  59. Detroit Wheels

    Chicago Harbor

    Milwaukee | Wisconsin Rails

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  60. Chicago Skyliners

    Detroit Factory

    Milwaukee Alcohol

    (Minneapolis/St. Paul) Twin Cities Paradox

    Monster Trucks of St. Louis
    St. Louis Bigfoots

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  61. Chicago Mafia is great or
    Chicago Elements( weather related)

    Detroit Ignition( Auto Industry) or Snow Tigers(to keep the cat theme though i realize it is the baseball team)

    Milwaukee Tri-Waters ( The three rivers that coverge in the city) or Red Ships ( Depicted on the cityfag representing it as a port city)

    St. Louis Explorers ( Being the gateway to the west) or Arch Angels ( For the arch obviously)

    Minnesota Ice ( The glaciers that carved out the landscape and lakes of Minnesota) or Meltdown ( Refering to the meltdown that formed the lakes)

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  62. How about picking names that have never been pick in any sport before...

    Ice - Indy
    Chill & Checkers - Columbus
    Spirit - Pittsburgh
    Monsters - Lake Erie(Cleveland)
    Lumberjacks - Cleveland
    Cyclones - Cincinnati

    Saints / Falcons / Lions / Vikings / Bulls / Brewers / Wolverines / Giants / Warriors / Royals - Come on!

    This is the best..."Minneapolis Vikings, Minnesota has a rich Scandinavian history" AND A FOOTBALL TEAM NAMED THE VIKINGS!!!

    "Minnesota Skeeters (as in mosquito), there was alot of underground talk of naming the Wild this when we were awarded the franchise" - Nice tidbit! The Original Columbus NHL team...by original I mean that when Hartford was moving Columbus was a possible site...were going to use the name X-Plorers - The "underground" name that people were pushing for instead of the Blue Jackets was "The Mad Cows"...Columbus is also known as Cow Town

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  63. Detroit Firebirds
    Milwaukee Overlords
    Chicago Blizzard
    St. Louis Explorers
    Minnesota Wolverines

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  64. Chicago L (named after the transit system)

    Chicago Gangsters/Mobsters

    Detroit Phoenix (city motto mentions rising from the ashes)

    Detroit Revolution (based on the industrial revolution)

    Troy Trojans (reference to the Trojan Wars)

    Wisconsin Badgers (the badger state)

    Minnesota Lakers (land of 10,000 lakes)

    St. Louis Explorers (a tribute to Lewis and Clark)

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  65. Chicago Commanders
    Detroit Guardians
    Milwaukee Ice Demons
    Minnesota Mammoths
    St. Louis Strikers

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  66. Chicago Loansharks
    Chicago Borgata (slang term for a mob family)
    Dearborn Stags (as in male deer)

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  67. Chicago Surge (as in storm surge from water and storms and wind.)

    St. Louis Aviation (the spirit of St. Louis comes to mind)

    Detroit Gearheads (cars)

    Minnesota Freeze (it's f'n cold up there)

    Wisconsin Brewbusters ( I think of beer and i think it sounds kinda neat.)

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  68. Milwaukee 40's (beverage)
    St. Louis Barge (river boats)
    Minnesota Superior (lake Superior)

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  69. Just going through the list of names suggested here. Some have been already noted, but here are some names that can't be used:

    Minnesota Lakes- similar to Minneapolis Lakers (NBA)
    Minnesota 10,000- similar to Minneapolis Lakers (NBA)
    Minnesota Wolverines- similar to Minnesota Timberwolves (NBA)
    Minneapolis Vikings- similar to Minnesota Vikings (NFL)
    St. Louis Royals- similar to Kansas City Royals (MLB)
    Milwaukee Alcohol- very negative connotation

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  70. I also agree with the, St.Louis Spirit (Spirit of St.Louis aviation theme), and also the St.Louis Gateway, both work well to me!

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  71. Detroit Skyline
    Chicago Inferno
    I agree with Minnesota Lakers

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  72. It hasn't been 24 hours and it looks to me like we're already running out of good ideas. Good being the operative word there. To cut down on superfluous posts, let me make a few suggestions.

    Read the rules before posting names. If you post an ineligible name, you're just wasting my time and your own.

    Don't post a comment just to second someone else's idea. If it follows the rules, it'll be included. You can show your support by voting for it when the time comes.

    If you're not sure whether your idea has already been posted and you don't want to read through ALL the suggestions, do a quick search of the page. Almost every browser has some sort of page search feature. Try the menu under Edit > Find. Works wonders.

    Also, because of the incredible response in less than a day, I'm going to have to set a new limit on these naming nominations, unfortunately. We're probably averaging about 30 to 40 eligible names for each team. That's absurd.

    I'm going to have to set a limit on the number of names available in the selection process. I'm thinking I'll pick the 20 or 25 names that seem to have the best chance at being finalists and you can pick from those.

    I hate to do that because I said I'd include them all but I wasn't expecting so many submissions — and just within the first 24 hours. This would be an insane amount of work for me and I just simply don't have the time for it.

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  73. Chicago Tempest - Chicago IS the windy city.
    Milwaukee Lagers - Should be obvious.
    St. Paul Freeze or Minnesota Voyageurs - Freeze because of the record low for mainland USA, Voyageurs for Grand Portage, and the fur trade.

    Cleaned that up for you Chris.

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  74. For those doing the Minnesota Lakers or St. Louis Spirits

    ***Cannot*** use the name or close variation of any current or past professional sports team within the same market or geographical area.

    The LA Lakers started in Minnesota
    The Spirit of St. Louis was an old ABA team

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  75. Chicago Thirty-Sevens - The year of the city's incorporation
    Michigan Superiors - After the largest great lakes
    Milwaukee Grange - Named after the agricultural combines
    Minnesota Red Rivers - The name of the river valley that divides Minnesota from the Dakotas
    St Louis Clarkes - Wordplay off of Louis and Clarke

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  76. Chicago Surge - represented by a powerful locomotive surrounded by a whirling airstream, the name surge also typifies the mighty winds that blow thru the city off Lake Michigan

    Missouri Madmen - I like the aggressive sound and alliteration, plus I think it represents the area better than St. Louis

    Detroit Boxers - named for the boxer (car) engine, and also tribute to Joe Louis who was from the city

    Milwaukee Machine - for the machinery and automation utilized in their beermaking history

    St. Paul Skyline - I struggled with this one -- too many M names in the division already to use Minneapolis or Minnesota. the city has a distinctive skyline with several skyscrapers which it is known for.

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  77. "Milwaukee Machine (power tool companies, plus blue-collar history)"

    I did not read any of the other submissions before making mine - but I find it great that someone else already came up with the exact same name as me (though different reasoning).

    therefore if not acceptable, my alternate name for this team would be Milwaukee Millers (for milling, not for the beer named Miller)

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  78. Milwaukee Fuel (it's not gasoline, but it still burns pretty good)

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  79. Detroit Blackjacks - The casinos in the area that stimulate the crappy economy.

    Chicago Wind/Broadway - Either of, (Windy City) (the broadway play)

    Milwaukee Tundra - Greenbay Packers reference I believe for their field.

    Minneapolis Rapids - Mississippi River reference.

    St. Louis Sting - They're state insect is the bee.

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  80. again, i went for similar constanant sounds for team name, sorry if i repeat any former posts:

    Michigan Motorheads (motors, michigan, no explanation needed)

    Milwaukee Wolfpack (thought it sounded cool)

    Chicago Chinook (chinook=wind current. chicago=windy city)

    Minnesota Militia (again, sounds decent and can prolly produce a cool logo)

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  81. Chicago Cyclones - "windy city" get it? no? aww.

    Detroit Automatics - Gun violence. I'd love to use Michigan Wolverines, but that's illegal.

    Milwaukee Tundra - Lambeau Field, baby. (not a Packers fan, but still.

    St. Paul Trappers - for the fur trade, as well as an allusion to Nicklas Backstrom's glove hand.

    St. Louis Gateway - for the Gateway Arch, gateway to the west. Best I could do.

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  82. Minnesota Frostbite

    Minnesota Northerns (as in the fish and the northernly location)

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  83. Chicago Scream- Honouring screaming wind through the streets.
    Milwakee Masters- Suggests power
    St. Louis Twist- Could mean tornadoes or twisting to some jam
    Minnesota Maul- What happens to you if you get lost in the forest, via a bear
    Detroit Drift- Sounds cool and some people drift through motor city streets

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  84. HNcreature...Just so you know, 4 of your ideas have already been hockey franchises!

    The Indinapolis Ice, Cleveland Lumberjacks, and Cincinnati Cyclones were old IHL franchises and the Erie Monsters are a current AHL team!

    The only suggestion I have now are the Milwaukee Bradleys. You could use the military vehicle for the logo, but the name references the Bradley/Petit family that helped with so many projects around the area.

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  85. Chicago Gust

    Michigan Lakers (Great Lakes, for the one person who isnt going to get it)

    Milwaukee Cheeseheads

    St. Louis Archers (Clever, no?)

    St. Paul Freeze

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  86. Chicago Red Stars (based on the rich history and heritage depicted on the city flag -- each star represents a major aspect of the city (great chicago fire, fort dearborn, columbian exposition, century of progress)

    Detroit Griffons (the ship that the French used when they 'discovered' Detroit as a place for settlement)

    Milwaukee -- nothing comes to mind. I did like the suggestion '40s. the NFL and NBA have a team that's just a number. (SF 49ers, Philly 76ers)

    Minnesota Sioux (they were the original habitants of the Minneapolis area for several centuries)

    St. Louis Misery (it's a play on words for their state, Missouri.. i figure not all names need to have a historical reference to them. some of them just need mean/tough name.. having to face this team would be miserable)



    this wouldn't be eligible, but 'Motor City Machine Guns' just sounded coool. (too bad it's already being used though in TNA)

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  87. Ok all legitimate team names end in "S". Sorry but if the name soesnt end in "s" it sounds and is minor league.

    St. Louis Archers is freaking awesome!!! I wish I thought of that!

    I was gonna say Milwaukee Brew Masters which would be shortened to just Milwaukee Masters....alliteration and all, but someone beat me too it. Milwaukee has to have something to do with beer.

    Detroit Wheels

    Minnesota Lumberjacks- Paul Bunyan thing

    Chicago Sticky Bandits- Maybe just Bandits....you know Home Alone? Almost all the John Hughes movies happened in Chicago?

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  88. Chicago Mob - reflecting the city's history with organized crime.

    Detroit Straits - referring to the topography.

    Wisconsin Muskies - famous monster fish.

    Minnesota Walleyes - I see a huge Wis./Minn. rivalry here.

    Missouri Ozarks - what an original name!

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  89. Chicago Untouchables!

    Wisconsin Kielbasa Kings

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  90. The Milwaukee White-tails - after the most popular game in the state, the white-tailed deer

    The Detroit Hunters - Not planned with Milwaukee, but now i see a big rivalry. Named for the area having the 3rd highest number of registered hunters in the U.S.

    The Chicago Illinois - XD lame, i know. Named for the Native Illinois (Illiniwek) who gave the state its name, and supported the American Cause during the American REvolution

    The Minnesota Waters - Names for all the lakes and bodies of water in Minn. Originally Minnesota Lakers, but decided not to, b/c of the LA Lakers

    Agree with J.K.E. - The Missouri Ozarks, after the Ozark Mountains.

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  91. Oh, one more suggestion from me.
    Minnesota Ice Men
    for one, because it's cold. For two, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Iceman

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  92. Chicago Wind- Derived from the city's moniker, "The Windy City."
    Detroit Tonneau- Named after old fashioned convertible covers, because of the city's famous automotive industry.
    Minneapolis Timber- For the abundance of wood sources in the area.
    Milwaukee Ninkasi- Named for the Sumerian goddess of beer, because of the city's notable breweries.
    St. Louis Archers- I didn't come up with this one, but I thought it had a good double-meaning from the city's famous Gateway Arch.

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  93. St. Louis Archers (The arch in St. Louis)
    Milwaukee Barley Kings (All the brewing that happens their)
    Detroit Motors (All the car business)
    Chicago Towers (All the big towers ex. Sears and the amazing architecture)
    Minnesota Cougars(Cougars inhabit the state and are dangerous)

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  94. I can only think of two names

    Detriot Daredevils
    Wisconsin Warriors

    I liked the Spirits of St. Louis name

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  95. lol at the Chicago Obamas.

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  96. Chicago Showtime (in reference to the Broadway play)

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  97. St. Louis Aces (Still with the idea of the Spirits of St. Louis but different name) Or can we do spirits aiming for ghost logos?

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  98. Chicago SHADOW

    Detroit MISSION

    Milwaukee MAMMOTHS

    Minnesota MOON

    St. Louis SCORPIONS




    PS. The Spirit of St. Louis is a former basketball team

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  99. Detriot Production or Assembly.

    Or the Michigan Auto

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  100. Oh and Detriot Drive cannot be used, that was the name of an early Arena Football team.

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  101. Bloomington Blizzard
    Chicago Breezers
    St. Louis Archers
    Milwaukee Miles
    Detroit Horses

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  102. Milwaukee Teutons (Germanic tribe, later the "Teutonic Knights," an order of knights based in Prussia/Germany.)

    Detroit Chevalliers (Fr. for knights)
    Detroit Templars

    St. Louis Madness - just cause it sounds cool

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  103. Chicago Blizzard
    Detroit Roadrunners
    Milwaukee Beers
    Minnesota Lakers
    St. Louis Spirit

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  104. Chicago Ice Gangsters

    Michigan Motors

    Milwaukee Shoremen

    Minnesota Loons

    Missouri Earthquakes

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  105. Chicago Wind
    Motor City (Detroit) Speed
    Milwaukee Frost
    Minnesota Gemini
    St. Louis Archers

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  106. My apologies if I've violated one of the restrictions (I'm not that versed in team names) or if I copied someone else's idea (I don't have time to read everything posted already.

    Chicago Char (reference to the Fire)

    Detroit Dynamics (refers to Detroit as a port/auto city with lots of "movement")

    Milwaukee Mettle (indirectly refers to courage from alcohol, also a pun on "Metal" in reference to prominent manufacturing sector.) (Metal can replace "Mettle" if desired)

    Minnesota Marines (reference to the lakes in the state)

    St. Louis Souls (similar term to "Spirit" and reference to the soul music for which the city is famous for)

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  107. Minnesota Millionaires
    Minnesota Mustangs
    Wisconsin Warriors
    Wisconsin Dodgers

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  108. Chicago Mob
    Chicago Gunmen (Although I really want to suggest Hitmen but can't since the fact Calgary's got a team named that)

    Milwaukee Alemen
    Milwaukee Coasters (Being on the 3rd Coast - Great Lakes - and in reference to the drink coaster)
    Brew City Barrelmen

    Minnesota RiverRunners (start of the Mississippi is in Minny, plus the river runs between both Minneapolis and Saint Paul)
    Twin Cities Terrors

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  109. Chicago Gangster

    Michigan Cobras (Shelby)

    Milwaukee Icebadgers

    Minneapolis Sioux

    Missouri Honeybees

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  110. Minnesota Nords
    Minnesota Loons (state bird)
    Minnesota Skeeters (mosquitos)

    Minnesota Iron or Iron Rangers
    (the iron-range in northern MN is quite famous in the area)

    Minnesota Berserkers
    (reference to MN's viking heritage. Berserker = bear-warrior in old Norse.)

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  111. Chicago Butchers
    Chicago Hogs

    (reference to Chi-town's other nickname "Hog Butcher for the World"

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  112. St. Louis Riverboat Operators Union Local 105
    ;)

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  113. St. Louis 9'ers
    (the city is named after King Louis IX)

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  114. Chicago Godfathers (mafia related of course) or Chicago Jazz (Chicago hasone of the biggest Jazz festivals in the world in August)

    Detroit Vettes (reference to the Corvette, the team might be owned by GM)

    Milwaukee Hops (hops are used primarily as a flavoring and stability agentin beer)

    Minnesota Miracle (eleven of the twenty members of the gold medal 1980 icehockey team coached by Minnesota native Herb Brooks where also fromMinnesota)

    St-Louis Archers (it was proposed before but I like it!)

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  115. St.Louis Redbirds (lots of cardinals in St.Lou)

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  116. Detroit Gears
    Chicago Cannons
    St. Louis Archers
    Milwaukee Wave
    Minneapolis Blizzard

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  117. Dearborn:
    Draggers
    Dragsters
    Drag-ons (car theme)

    Horns (dear theme)

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  118. ...oops I meant 'deer' theme.

    Detroit Revs
    Detroit Riders (car theme)

    Detroit Killaz (it was the murder capital for a long time)

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  119. Detroit Riders
    Detroit Hot Wheels

    Chicago Goons
    Chicago Boreals

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  120. Chicago Gangsters (Mob is a good pack name but its too short to evoke fear)

    Chicago Hitmen

    Either way a silouetted figure with a tommy gun should be the Chicago logo, IMHO.

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  121. oh and the suspense is killing me.
    I'm really excited about this.

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  122. Chicago Blaze
    Detroit Union
    Milwaukee Sudz
    Minnesota Crustaceans
    St. Loius Arch

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  123. Chicago Bricklayers
    Detroit Rockers
    Wisconsin Lakers
    Minnesota Moose
    St. Louis Archers

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  124. Milwaukee Buzz (drinking reference and potentially a sweet logo)

    Chicago Inferno (b/c the Great Fire)
    Chicago Gangsters

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  125. St. Louis Sentinels (like a guard or gatekeeper)

    Detroit Cadillac (Founder of Detroit)

    Minnesota Berserks (Viking warrior)

    Milwaukee Tribe (Milwaukee is named after Native American decent)

    Chicago Burn (For the fire and also burn is a mafia word for murder)

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  126. Missouri Show-Mes
    Missouri Thunder (as long as you don't eff up the logo like OKC did Thunder is a good name)

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  127. I am into teams using their city or states heritage into their names so i chose:

    St. Louis Archers (the arch, duh)
    Detroit Syndicate (for the blue-collar workers of the city)
    Wisconsin Herd (for the state's dairy industry)
    Chicago Soul (for the city's contribution to music)
    Minneapolis Rapids (for the city's dependency on water)

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  128. St. Louis Spelunkers - For all the caves below St Louis.

    Detroit Crystals - Salt crystals from the large salt deposits under the city

    Detroit Armory - The US Army has a large arsenal just north of Detroit

    Dearborn Edsels - Ford's HQ is in Dearborn

    Wisconsin Whalebacks - Freighters used on the Great Lakes.

    Wisconsin Woodsmen

    Great Lakes Freighters - Not following the naming rules but a major part of the area.

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  129. * Chicago Massacre (from the Valentine's Day Massacre)
    * Chicago Dachsunds (offbeat reference to Chicago hot dogs)

    * Detroit Dinosaurs (after the fossil fuels required for the products of Detroit's main industry)
    * Detroit Arsenal (Detroit was nicknamed the "Arsenal of Democracy" during WW2)

    * Milwaukee Foxes (name of Native American tribe nearby, plus connotations of stealth and cunning)
    * Milwaukee Gales (from storms on the Great Lakes)
    * Milwaukee Walruses (just like the sound of it)
    * Milwaukee Millers (after the beer)

    * Minnesota Monarchs (after the state butterfly...yes, Minnesota has an official state butterfly)
    * Twin City Tornadoes (just like the sound of it...and I know "Twin City" wasn't one of the acceptable appelations for this city, but I'm hoping for an exception)

    * St. Louis Voyagers (from Lewis and Clark's expedition)

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  130. Chicago Bulldozers or Bull'dozers

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  131. Chicago Mafia

    Detroit Thunderbirds
    Michigan Ignition
    Detroit Riot

    Milwaukee Marauders

    Minnesota Legends

    St. Louis Stallions

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  133. Detroit Soul
    Detroit Turbos

    Chicago Towers

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  134. Chicago Red Birds (The cardinal is the state bird of Illinois)
    Detroit Mustangs (The Ford Mustang is a proud member of the Ford Car Company based in Detroit, MI)
    Milwaukee Warriors (The name Milwaukee, itself is from an Algonquian tribal language used in that area)
    Minnesota Lumberjacks (Lumber industry in the forests up there)
    St.Louis Sentinels (I like the alliteration of S's)

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  135. - Chicago Crime, Chicago Red Birds, Chicago Gangsters, Chicago Outfit, Chicago Poles, Chicago Scrapers, Chicago Towers, Illinois Irish
    - Detroit Ignition, Detroit Engines, Detroit Disiel, Michigan Warriors, Michigan Machines
    - Milwaukee Wave
    - Minnesota Mere
    - St. Louis Explorers, St. Louis Expedition, St. Louis Gateway, St. Louis Saints

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  136. - Detroit Muscle (like muscle cars)

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  137. Let's not forget the World's Fair in Chicago.

    Chicago Shock
    Chicago Electricity
    Chicago Lightning
    Chicago Magnets

    (Tesla introduced the US at large to electricity at the opening ceremony)

    Chicago Midway
    Chicago Thrill

    (First Ferris wheel among other amusement park rides)

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  138. Chicago Outfit (Capone's Mob)

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