Sunday, September 21, 2008

From The Ground Up: South Names

The five markets with the most votes to be included in the South Division of our fantasy hockey league are final. Over 4,000 individual votes were cast in the poll.

Here, I'm outlining those markets (alphabetically) along with the acceptable locators (listed below) for your team name nominations — which I'll begin accepting today by comment only.

  • DALLAS, Texas
    Texas | Dallas | Fort Worth | Irving

  • DENVER, Colorado
    Colorado | Denver | Boulder

  • HOUSTON, Texas
    Texas | Houston | Beaumont | Galveston

  • NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana
    Louisiana | New Orleans | Baton Rouge | Shreveport

  • SALT LAKE CITY, Utah
    Utah | Salt Lake City | Salt Lake

DO NOT SUBMIT NAME NOMINATIONS VIA EMAIL. THEY WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED.

Submit your team name nominations by leaving a comment below. Email submissions will be discarded. I will accept nominations for one week at which point new comments on this post will be closed. Up to 20 name submissions that fit within the following parameters will be included in the name selection process which will begin next weekend.

If you want your submission included, DO NOT:
• use any name that has already been selected for this project.
• use the name of any current or past NHL or WHA team.
• use the name of any current AHL or ECHL team.
• use the name or close variation of any current or past professional sports team within the same market or geographical area.
• use the name of any team from Project: IHA.
• use any name that would be considered vulgar, obscene or in any way inappropriate. (Sorry, this is my call.)

If you decide to use a locator not already on the list above, be prepared to have it discarded. I'm not setting that in stone as a restriction, but I'm also not guaranteeing I'll include anything not on the list. Sorry for all the restrictions but sometimes you have to "guide" originality.

It was suggested that when submitting names you also submit a short reasoning for that name. I won't require that but I will recommend it since it might help your submission get votes later on if folks know where you got your idea.

Don't forget to make your submissions for the Southeast Division. You have until September 27.

Start submitting!

75 comments:

  1. Dallas Cyclones
    Denver ?
    Houston ?
    New Orleans Gators
    Utah Hornets/Sting

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  2. Texas Trix (aka, Hat Tricks)
    Texas Twisters (Tornado alley babee)
    Texas Steers (lol, think Full Metal Jacket)

    Colorado Bighorns (for the indigenous sheep of the Rockies)
    Denver Dynamo
    Boulder Flatirons (for the rock formations of the area)

    Houston Shooting Stars (cosmic reference plus state symbol)
    Houston Orbits (another cosmic reference)
    Houston Heralds (why not? sounds cool)

    New Orleans Aces
    New Orleans IceGators
    Shreveport Sharks
    Baton Rouge Brass

    Salt Lake Surge
    Utah Union

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  3. Dallas Brahmas
    Denver Alpines
    Texas Selects
    Louisiana Leprechauns
    Salt Lake Mountianeers

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  4. Dallas Matadors
    Dallas Bullfighters
    Denver Mountaineers

    Houston Apollos

    New Orleans Brass
    Louisiana Delta Force

    Utah Bonnevilles
    Salt Lake Speed

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  5. Texas/Houston/Dallas Armadillos

    There are so many in texas that they call them the texas speed bumps)

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  6. ...In my opinion "Houston Armadillos" sounds the best but I wanted to give all three options.

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  7. Texas Longhorns
    Denver Goldiggers
    Houston Astronauts
    Louisiana Bayous
    Utah Pilgrims or
    Utah Extreme (for the Mountains)

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  8. Texas University Longhorns.

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  9. Ft. Worth Assassins
    Colorado Miners (I like Goldiggers, but think about young women with old men...)
    Houston Tycoons (2nd most Fortune 500 companies in the U.S.)
    New Orleans Flood
    Utah Polygamists (What else do they have going for them?)

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  10. Dallas Armadillos
    Houston Hurricanes
    New Orleans gators


    And can we please not put the word "ICE" in front of every team nickname like the CHL does down here. Austin Ice Bats, Corpus Christi IceRays.....those are stupid names. Almost as stupid as teams whos nicknames dont end with an "S".

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  11. Texas Outlaws

    Denver Mountaingoats

    Houston Saturns (named for saturn IV rocket)

    New Orleans Riverboats

    Salt Lake Swish (skiing reference)

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  12. Dallas Stampede

    Denver Yetis

    Houston Hornets

    New Orleans Masquerade (after Mardi Gras)

    i got nothin for SLCity

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  13. Texas Sheriffs
    Colorado Wake
    Houston LoneStars
    New Orleans Royals
    Utah Miners

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  14. I would agree with you motleybrent but in the case that I suggested "IceGators" it is a bit more than Ice(fillintheblank)...Do I really need to spell it out? OK, I will just in case "iceskaters" "ice-gators". Do you need more?

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  15. * DALLAS Desperados

    * Denver Summit

    * HOUSTON Hornets

    * NEW ORLEANS Brass

    * SALT LAKE Lions

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  16. New Orleans Spirits- Voodoo n all that jazz

    Dallas Giants- Everythings bigger in Texas, you could incorparate "Big Tex" the texas state fair mascot into the logo , itd be pretty dang cool

    Houston Apollo- named after the Apollo project
    its a gnarly name and could have a wicked logo

    Denver Prospectors- After gold prospectors during the gold rush , those little chubby guys with cool hats and a pick axe.
    or the Denver Rush- After the gold rush

    Utah Buzz- The Beehive State!

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  17. Dallas Danger
    Dallas Destiny

    Colorado Cliffs

    Houston Heat

    Louisiana Lobsters
    Louisiana Liberals
    Louisiana Liberties

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  18. Dallas Devils
    Denver Icedogs
    Houston Hornets
    New Orleans Jazz
    Salt Lake Serpents

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  19. Texas Twisters
    Denver Yetis
    Houston Bucks
    Louisiana Levees
    New Orleans Beads
    Utah Ta-Ta's

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  20. Dallas Steers
    Denver Rush
    Houston Cosmos
    New Orleans Zydeco (musical style)
    New Orleans Streetcars
    Salt Lake Honeybees

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  21. Denver Big Foots
    Denver Sasquatch - although it normally is referenced to BC and stuff, I think it still works with Colorado... it makes sense with the lay out of the state, with the Rockies and large patches of forests.

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  22. Dallas Doom
    Dallas Dragons
    Dallas Dynamite
    Dallas Shooters
    Fort Worth Blaze
    Fort Worth Phoenix
    Fort Worth Riders
    Texas Traction
    Texas Xtreme (TeXtreme for short)

    Boulder Breakers
    Boulder Bulls
    Boulder Stampede
    Colorado Chill
    Colorado Conquest
    Colorado Condors
    Denver Diesel
    Denver Demolition
    Denver Impact
    Denver Dynamo

    Houston Captains
    Houston Cadets
    Houston Galaxy
    Houston Invaders
    Houston Voyagers

    Baton Rouge Bengals
    Baton Rouge Bombers
    Louisiana Dauphins
    Louisiana Lancers
    Louisiana Lions
    New Orleans Blues
    New Orleans Cajuns
    New Orleans Gumbo
    New Orleans Jesters
    New Orleans Mystic
    New Orleans Battleships
    New Orleans Fleet
    (the above two because my dad's a Navy veteran-he served aboard the USS New Orleans)
    Shreveport Buccaneers
    Shreveport Swashbucklers
    Shreveport Ratchet
    Shreveport Shavers

    Salt Lake Sting
    Salt Lake Swarm
    Salt Lake/Utah Oxen
    Utah Elders
    Utah Mission

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  23. mountaineers and miners were iha names.

    im gonna puke if the colorado teams locator ends up being boulder

    dallas drillers
    colorado bighorns (maybe rocky mountain should be added as a locator??? what do you guys think)
    houston problems
    utah?
    shreveport sharks is good or maybe new orleans cajuns or something with the french theme

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  24. Dallas Dessert Dogs
    Denver Hills
    Houston Heat
    New Orleans Storm Watchers
    Utah Steam

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  25. Fort Worth Regulators
    -I'm a native of the Dallas-Fort Worth area and have always wanted to see a team named this. It was the name Billy the Kid's group went by in the Lincoln County (NM) War.) Also works: DFW Regulators, North Texas Regulators, Dallas Regulators, Plano Regulators (Plano is a city of 250,000+ in Dallas and my hometown). Fort Worth is the preference though because though Dallas is the larger city of the market (the market being the 4th largest in the country by population), Fort Worth itself is a top-20 city population wise and a much nicer city culturally.

    Denver Pronghorns.
    -According to wikipedia, "Pronghorns were brought to scientific notice by the Lewis and Clark Expedition" and are "native to interior western North America."

    Houston Generals.
    -Would be named for Texas Revolutionary General Sam Houston, who was also a multi-term President of the Republic of Texas.

    New Orleans Spirit.
    -Name invokes imagery associated with the mythical spirituality of the Cajun lowcountry and can alternatively be used as reflecting the 'spirit' of the region in coming back from Katrina.

    Salt Lake City Exiles.
    -'Exiles' is a popular name for teams in rugby, hockey's ultra-physical cousin in the sporting world, and can be used to reflect the nature and history of the Mormon settlement of Utah, as Mormons were 'exiled' from mainland America only to build the strong state of Utah today.

    *NOTE* I tried to pick names uncommon in the 'Big 4' of American sports and their respective minor leagues to produce a unique feel for the IceHL. Also, I've been creating imaginary teams, leagues, names, etc. as a hobby my entire life and can help with any organizational aspects needed. I've also served as a sports tournament director, commissioner, and organizer in my public life.

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  26. Dallas Drakes

    Denver Boulders

    Houston Space Cowboys

    Louisiana Barons

    Utah Regalia

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  27. Dallas Rattlers
    Denver Icecaps
    Houston Hellhounds
    Baton Rouge Battalion
    Salt Lake Smiths

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  28. Texas Rattlesnakes (stone cold steve austin reference) for both dallas and houston doesn't matter, applies to both.

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  29. Louisiana Zydeco - folk music that originated in southern louisiana, saw a movie in German class where a fat guy that was a fan of the music traveled to LA from Germany to experience the culture. I see this name as very fitting for this state.

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  30. New Orleans Revival
    (Creedence Clearwater Revival song Proud Mary, talks about NO / the obvious Katrina reference)

    Houston Buffaloes
    Houston Submarines
    Houston Hunters

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  31. Dallas Outlaws
    Devner Ice
    Houston Scorpions
    New Orleans Dukes
    Salt Lake City Blizzard

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  32. Colorado 14ers

    Because Colorado does have the most 14ers... and if you don't know what they are, well they mean the altitude of the peaks of mountains

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  33. Colorado already has a team called the Colorado 14ers. They're in the NBADL.

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  34. Irving Mustangs (Account of the mustang statue in irving)
    or Texas Rattlesnakes

    Gulf Coast Admirals (its basically all of houston)

    Colorado Corporals

    Louisiana Freedom

    Salt Lake City Slickers

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  35. Texas Outlaws
    Denver Pinnacle
    Houston Launch
    New Orleans Jazz

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  36. Dallas Destroyers
    Denver Demons
    Houston Hornets
    New Orleans Blues
    Salt Lake City Scorpions

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  37. Texas Chainsaws

    Denver Mountainlions

    Houston Vipers

    Dallas Highjackers

    Boulder Crocs

    New Orleans Storm

    Louisiana Millionaires

    Utah Bombers

    Salt Lake City 21's

    Salt Lake City Blackjacks

    Texas Hold Em's

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  38. * DALLAS, Texas
    Texas | Dallas | Fort Worth | Irving

    (the Texas barbwire, the Texas T (tea?), the Dallas dime, the Irving ivy, the fort Worth fringe, the Texas panhandlers)

    * DENVER, Colorado
    Colorado | Denver | Boulder
    (the colorado redrocks, the Denver dudes, the Denver the last dinosaurs, the colorado river, the Colorado square states)

    * HOUSTON, Texas
    Texas | Houston | Beaumont | Galveston
    (the Houston Houstonians, the Beaumont Beau's, the Galveston Galvinizers, the Texas Wranglers, the Houston rustlers, the Beaumont cow poke, the Houston Texicans)

    * NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana
    Louisiana | New Orleans | Baton Rouge | Shreveport
    (the New Orleans crypts, the Louisiana voodoo, the Baton Rouge bastions, the Shreveport shrimp, the New Orleans creole crawdads, the Shreveport steamers, the Louisiana big daddies, the new orleans cajuns)

    * SALT LAKE CITY, Utah
    Utah | Salt Lake City | Salt Lake
    (the Utah flats, the salt lake city settlers, the salt lake salt dogs, the utah stranglers, the salt lake slashers, the Utah raptors, the SLC strikers, the Utah dry heat, the Utah transcontinental, the Utah Continentals, the Salt lake city pike, the utah trappers)

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  39. Colorado Cannons
    Denver Peaks
    Colorado/Denver Stallions
    Denver Dynamite

    Forth Worth Wildcatters
    Dallas Demons
    Dallas Dynamite
    Dallas Stallions

    Houston Wranglers
    Houston Storm
    Houston Hellcats

    New Orleans Crescents
    New Orleans Armada
    Baton Rouge Beasts

    Salt Lake Slope Skiers
    Salt Lake Stingers
    Utah Hive

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  40. - Dallas Rustlers

    - Colorado Headwaters

    - Houston Smog

    - New Orleans Flood

    - Salt Lake Mormons
    - Salt Lake City Saints

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  41. Dallas Stampede
    Denver Dreadnoughts
    Houston Challengers
    New Orleans Snappers
    Salt Lake City Fightin' Mormons (I got nothing.)

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  42. New Orleans Nightmare
    Houston Surge
    Dallas Rattlers
    Utah Raptors
    Denver Reapers

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  43. # DALLAS, Texas
    Texas | Dallas | Fort Worth | Irving

    Dallas Desperados

    # DENVER, Colorado
    Colorado | Denver | Boulder

    Colorado Snow Cougars

    # HOUSTON, Texas
    Texas | Houston | Beaumont | Galveston

    Houston Marauders

    # NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana
    Louisiana | New Orleans | Baton Rouge | Shreveport

    Baton Rouge Boomers
    Louisiana Lightning

    # SALT LAKE CITY, Utah
    Utah | Salt Lake City | Salt Lake

    Salt Lake Sea Dogs

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  44. Sorry Adam, the Dallas Desperados are our arena football team.

    D-Town gets a team! Hell yeah! Sorry, that's my hometown.

    Okay...

    Dallas Metros (unless that was used in IHA, can't remember)
    Dallas Marshalls
    Dallas Enforcers
    Dallas Texans (old name of the KC Chiefs but I don't think anyone is using it now)
    Dallas Destroyers
    Dallas Roughnecks
    Dallas Daredevils

    New Orleans Jazz (which is what the Hornets, should be called)
    New Orleans Revival (rebirth after Katrina)

    Houston Sattelites
    Houston Universe
    Houston Galaxy
    Houston Sun
    Houston Liftoff
    Houston Rockets (oh wait...)
    Houston Tycoons
    Houston Oil Barons (I like the concept of the name but there's a better way to say it...)

    Utah Bees
    Utah Hive
    Utah Swarm
    Salt Lake Serpents
    Salt Lake Monsters (get it Salt Lake...Lake Monsters?)

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  45. New Orleans/Shreveport Casino
    New Orleans Jackpot
    New Orleans Royal Flush

    Louisiana Pelicans

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  46. @ Rugbysevens
    Yeah, I'm from Plano too. Plano East graduate and whatnot.

    Dallas Panthers. (Go East!)

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  47. Dallas Freeze
    Dallas Burn
    Dallas South Stars
    Dallas Lone Stars
    Dallas Blades

    Houston Blast off
    Houston Blast
    Houston Orbits
    Houston Apollo's
    Houston Launch

    New Orleans Blues
    New Orleans Rhythm
    New Orleans Dice
    New Orleans Flush
    New Orleans Jacks
    New Orleans Gamblers

    Salt Lake City Golden Eagles
    Salt Lake City Friars
    Salt Lake City Fog
    Salt Lake City Wake

    Denver Frostbite
    Denver Windchill
    Denver Frost

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  48. Dallas Dragons
    Denver Flyers
    Houston Hammers
    New Orleans Gators
    Salt Lake Lancers

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  49. @ Epoch

    Dallas Burn was our soccer team, before they beacame known as FC Dallas.

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  50. If no-one minds, I'm going to list out the names that CANNOT be used for the Dallas francise

    Dallas Cowboys (NFL)
    Dallas Mavericks (NBA)
    Dallas Stars (NHL, but you guys new that right?)
    Dallas Desperados (AFL)
    Dallas Burn (MLS)
    Texas Tycoons (ABA)
    Texas Rangers (MLB)

    ...Sorry if I sound a bit...asshole-ish. But that should help prevent us wasting time on names that can't be used.

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  51. Dallas Revolution
    Texas Defenders (supposed to invoke Alamo but...)

    Houston/Dallas Strikers
    Houston Invaders (space invaders)

    Baton Rouge Bandits
    New Orleans Gamblers
    New Orleans Luck

    Madri Gras Themes!
    New Orleans Party
    New Orleans Jesters
    New Orleans Jokers
    New Orleans Magic
    New Orleans Rhythm
    New Orleans Blues

    If I repeated myself. I'm sorry.

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  52. Houston Apollos

    Dallas Metroplex

    New Orleans Crawdads

    Utah Wagoneers

    Denver Dynamos
    Colorado Ospreys

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  53. Dallas Bandits
    Dallas Highwaymen
    Salt Lake City Wanderers
    Salt Lake City Cougars
    New Orleans Voodoo
    New Orleans Zombies
    Denver Milers
    Colorado Apex
    Colorado Zenith
    Houston Starships
    Houston Supernovas

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  54. Dallas Wrath.
    The Beasts of Boulder.
    Houston Explosion.
    Louisiana Swamp Things.
    Salt Lake Pelicans.

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  55. Dallas Renegades (Western, but not too western)


    Denver Peaks

    Denver Pinnacle (The Rocky Mountains)

    Colorado Turbines (Colorado is the site of three Air Force bases and the United States Air Force Academy)


    Houston Geminis (This definitely has to work. Read the history of the MCC and you'll realize why: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission_Control_Center)

    Houston Orions (The name of the upcoming mission in 2010. Also, it's a constellation (how fitting) and a Greek mythology character. Orion was a hunter, and slain by Artemis, then put in the sky as a constellation. a perfect logo would include a constellation of a hunter)


    New Orleans Founders (Inhabited by the Chitimacha)

    New Orleans Bayous (Small streams in an abandoned channel. New Orleans and Louisiana has numerous bayous)


    Salt Lake City Ghouls

    Salt Lake City Phantoms (Salt Lake Temple, Holy Spirit, Holy Ghost, ghosts, ghouls, phantoms, etc. Might be a dumb idea)

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  56. I must say I really like "New Orleans Jesters" and "New Orleans Voodoo"...here's a few more, sorry if I repeated any.

    New Orleans Magic
    New Orleans Magik
    Baton Rouge Bayou Bandits (I'm not sure if "Bandits" works best here, if someone has a better suggestion, feel free to jump from it. I like the idea of "Bayou" in the name though, but I don't think just "Bayou" works as a name by itself)
    Baton Rouge Blues

    Utah Rattlers/Rattlesnakes (inspiration from Bruce Springsteen's "Promised Land"--"on a rattlesnake speedway in the Utah desert")

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  57. Again, sorry. New Orleans Voodoo can't be used as that is the New Orleans Arena Football Team.

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  58. *DALLAS, Texas
    Texas | Dallas | Fort Worth | Irving

    Fort Worth Herd

    *DENVER, Colorado
    Colorado | Denver | Boulder

    Colorado Coalition

    *HOUSTON, Texas
    Texas | Houston | Beaumont | Galveston

    Houston Sams-Named after Sam Houston

    *NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana
    Louisiana | New Orleans | Baton Rouge | Shreveport

    Louisiana Cajun Kings

    *SALT LAKE CITY, Utah
    Utah | Salt Lake City | Salt Lake

    Salt Lake Keepers-Named after Beekeepers

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  59. Denver Altitude
    Colorado/Denver Continentals (the Continental Divide)

    New Orleans Bourbons

    Salt Lake Olympians

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  60. DALLAS Ribs (if a team can be named the Chops.....)
    DALLAS Smokers

    COLORADO Hikers
    COLORADO Icemen

    HOUSTON Toros
    HOUSTON Buffalos

    NEW ORLEANS Jazzmen

    UTAH Diamond Peaks
    UTAH Powdercats (it's my favorite, it referes to the tons of powder snowyou can find in Utah and also the snow cats which groom trails.....but italso can feature some kind of wild cat in the logo!)

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  61. Dallas Freeze was a hockey team in the CHL

    When the Stars came the team folded, not because the NHL came to town but because the owner realized that all team names that dont end with an "s" are insipid.

    Regulators is the best I've heard.

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  62. Dallas Outlaws (Wild, Wild West)

    Denver Blizzard (Cold Rockies in Colorado)

    Houston Toros (Bull is toro in spanish)

    New Orleans Jazz (Jazz and Bourbon Street in New Orleans, LA)

    Utah Swarm (Swarm for the Beehive State of Utah)

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  63. Baton Rouge Swashbucklers
    New Orleans Jazz
    Shreveport pirates or Buccaneers

    Dallas Outlaws
    Fort Worth Rumble

    Houston Roughnecks
    Galveston Generals
    Texas Raiders

    Denver Mustangs
    Colorado Rainiers

    Salt Lake Sting
    Salt Lake Eagles

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  64. Houston Horns
    Houston Longhorns
    Houston Taurus
    Houston Bulls
    Houston Bullriders
    Houston Bullfighters

    joke name:
    Houston Ramblers
    (I don't know what a 'rambler' is but it sounds like something a Texan might say.)

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  65. Houston Skywalkers

    Dallas Dusters

    Utah Lakers

    Texas Westys

    New Orleans Ragin' Cajuns
    Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns
    Baton Rouge Ragin' Cajuns

    Baton Rouge Men-O-War (the gulf is full of Man-o-war jellyfish that sting like hell.)

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  66. Denver Swoosh (skiing)
    Colorado Silver
    Colorado Silver Bullets
    Denver / Colorado Tops
    Boulder Hammers
    Colorado Mountain Lions
    Colorado Cougars
    Denver Skyline

    Texas Cavalry
    Dallas Riders

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  67. "Ragin Cajuns" is the name of the University of Louisiana-Lafayette's athletic teams: http://www.sportsline.com/collegefootball/teams/page/LALAFAY

    Also, the Utah Jazz (NBA Team) was originially the New Orleans Jazz before moving to Utah in 1979.

    If no one suggested these yet...
    Utah Yellow Jackets
    Utah Wasps
    Utah Hornets
    Utah Killer Bees

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  68. I humbly submit

    Dallas Eclipse
    Colorado Flight (alluding to the Air Force Academy)
    Houston Sidewinders
    Louisiana Solar Flares
    Utah Juggernauts

    for your consideration.

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  69. Dallas Rattlers- welcome to desert country
    Denver Incline- mountainous
    Houston Heat- its hot
    New Orleans Soul- this city has true soul
    Utah WhiteOut- duh
    Utah Victory- 02 Olympics

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